It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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