who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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