And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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