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Get your hand out of your ass!

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how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?

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In your belly button

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(650): Get your hand out of your ass! (734): how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..? (650): In your belly button http://tfl.nu/hvbh

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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga

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(512): what did gay clubs do before lady gaga http://tfl.nu/x7iq

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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.

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(816): Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower. http://tfl.nu/cq6t

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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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(614): Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is http://tfl.nu/l5nn

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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.

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(303): Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs. http://tfl.nu/ukka

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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.

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(580): She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head. http://tfl.nu/4ro8

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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.

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(+44): ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret. http://tfl.nu/fyhz

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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.

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(541): There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet. http://tfl.nu/xrf4

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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.

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(706): He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout. http://tfl.nu/uk8o

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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!

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(916): WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!! http://tfl.nu/wbdy

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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

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(703): I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK? http://tfl.nu/mw9u

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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy

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(210): I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy http://tfl.nu/96zr

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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.

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(914): Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy. http://tfl.nu/p3yo

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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.

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(518): I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen. http://tfl.nu/2oin

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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.

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(704): We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure. http://tfl.nu/1ib6

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