Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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