Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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