can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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