Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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