I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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