right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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