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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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