My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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