If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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