did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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