oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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