the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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