Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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