You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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