sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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