didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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