I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I have fence marks all over my body
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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