me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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