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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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