So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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