you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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