So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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