Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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