Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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