I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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