Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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