It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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