Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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