It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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