I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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