There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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