I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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