I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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