She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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