Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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