I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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