Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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