grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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