You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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