Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize