I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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