I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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