you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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