tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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