Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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