Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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